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"The gentle friction of your hand on my thigh is enough to strike a match inside me. I lean into your lips and the fire blossoms and spreads."

Caitlin Hinshaw, Literary Sexts (via larmoyante)

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gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

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officialalltimelow:

pussy-sista:

Meeting the idol.

The dog is smiling for fucks sake

officialalltimelow:

pussy-sista:

Meeting the idol.

The dog is smiling for fucks sake

(Source: theclearlydope, via kissmyassbuttbitch)

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forgivenalwaysandcompletely:

sarcastartist:

lovelylovelyruthie:

evelinetennant-smith:

this gifset is very important.

Forget Dad dancing, Matt is Grandad dancing…

I want to see this video

These take place at 3:34 into the video.

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idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

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